Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Get Well card contents
A co-worker had his gall bladder removed on New Year's Day. (What a drag). A card is being passed around to send to him. This was printed on a printer and contained the following two pages, which got a good laugh out of:
The patient awakended after the operation to find herslef in a room with all the blinds drawn.

Why are all the blinds closed?, she asked her doctor.

Well, the surgeon responed, They're fighting a hugh fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed.


Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery:

  1. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough
  2. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  3. Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
  4. Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
  5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
  6. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  7. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness
  8. Whoa, wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
  9. Yah know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
  10. What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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